Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

For My Liberal/NDP (and perhaps Bloc….depending on the
day) Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,
non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with
respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of
the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make Canada great, not to imply that Canada is
necessarily greater than any other country, and also
without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference
of the wishes.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these
terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void
where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
the usual application of good tidings for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a
new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Conservative Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

1 comment:

jef said...

Hahahaha, Merry Christmas, Sir. Hope you had a good one.

Cheers to a new year!