Your Jedi like reflexes are not going to save you this time Sam.
You have just reached your target of $500 to get a pie in the face.
The money raised will provide a Christmas party,
a present and vitamins to 1/2 the orphanage that Sam's brother is in.
One more Christmas apart, but Sams brother is going to know that he is not alone
.. that many care about them. Thanks Sam for taking one for the kids ...